READING UPDATE: The Dictionary- Part 13- Dry Suit – Essential Oil

Some homeowners association issues kept me on the busy side in the past month, so I really fell off pace with my reading. To further compound the problem, the letter E turned out to be much like the letters A and C. There are a plethora of scientific words that are not interesting and not nearly enough cool words to make up for that fact. Maybe the dictionary will have an every-other trend in enjoyability like the old Start Trek movies.

Go figure that the last five letters of D would have eight interesting words. Then the 70% of the letter E that I’ve read so far only produced another eight interesting words. That’s where I am at right now. It’s a little disappointing but the end is in sight for E. Hopefully this means that F will be another fun letter to wander through. I’m hoping G breaks the trend and is a good one too because my name starts with G and it’s a pretty short section of the dictionary.

Noteworthy words:

DUCKS AND DRAKES- I’m clueless as to how the act of skipping stones on a body of water got to be called this term. Is that how people used to try to kill ducks? Is it because it maybe sort of almost looks like a duck splashing the water as it takes off in flight? I just don’t know.

DUCK SOUP- Again with a duck phrase that makes no sense. How is does duck soup become a catch-all phrase for something that is easy? A piece of cake doesn’t make much more sense if you think about it but at least it sounds more palatable.

DUDE- This common multi-purpose word is another one of those confounding terms of unknown origin. Maybe English-speaking people just started getting tired of the same old boring words rooted in Latin and Greek. That’s my new working theory.

DUMPSTER- It used to be a trademarked term (owned by Dempster Brothers, Inc.). I was unable to find out when the trademark was lost, however.

DUNCE- So a guy named John Duns Scotus was an influential philosopher and theologian. His writings had a profound impact on a lot of theological issues in the 14th and 15th centuries. Then his adherents didn’t go along with the English Reformation and the pro-monarchy interpretation that became the King James Bible, so the word Duns became a slur against anyone unwilling to learn new things. Duns turns into dunce and there you have it. A smart guy’s name came to be associated with idiocy. Ouch.

DUNK- Not only is this term only 95 years old, but it’s also Pennsylvania German in origin. Nice little plug for the home region!

DUTCH- A date where each party pays their own way has been going by this term for 100 years. Why it started getting called that is anyone’s guess.

DWEEB- My dictionary dated this term to 1983, which I thought was too recent. As it turns out, MW online can now trace it back to 1964. Happy golden anniversary you dweeb!

EBOLA- The virus that has been all over the news for months now was named after a river in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. It comes from the French and Belgian butchering of the local tribes’ name for it- the Legbala.

ECCENTRIC- I’ve been mispronouncing it wrong for quite some time. I always thought that it could be pronounced ik-centric or ee-centric, with me preferring the latter. As it turns out, the only pronunciation listed by MW is ik-centric.

ELBOW GREASE- This term for hard work is much older than I thought. MW traces is all the way back to 1672. You know, back when all they had was elbow grease.

EMERGENCY ROOM- Now for a term that is much younger than I thought. MW only pegs it as 50 years old this year. I wonder which hospital used the term first.

EMMY- The name of the famous American television award itself actually has meaning (unlike Oscar for the movies). It’s an alteration of the word ‘immy’ which was the craft nickname for an image orthicon, which was a camera tube used is television. Given all the silly awards shows and award names out there, it’s nice to know that at least one of them has meaning.

EQUESTRIAN- I’ve known since my advanced biology class in high school that equus means ‘horse’ but I never put two and two together. I always thought it was a weird name for an Olympic sport but it actually makes sense. Then again, Latin is a largely dead language, so who can blame you for not figuring that one out?

EQUIVOCAL / EQUIVOCATE- I definitely thought this term was similar to ‘equivalent’ until now. They actually have very negative connotations. It means making a comparison that is unfounded but designed to confuse an unsuspecting person. It can also mean to deceive or uncertain. This is one I will definitely keep an eye out for in the future because it wouldn’t surprise me if some authors out there use it incorrectly.

ERUCT- It sounds like ‘erupt,’ which makes it all the more amusing. It’s a fancy way of saying belch or burp.

Page Count: 434/1600 (27.13%)
Countdown to the Letter F: 18 pages

READING UPDATE: The Dictionary- Part 12- Diatribe – Drystone

I’m glad I did not set a firm goal of finishing the letter D by the end of September but boy did I come close anyway! The letter D was very kind to me for whatever reason. Maybe breaking down the dictionary into monthly goals had an impact. I still think that there were just more interesting words beginning with the letter D.

Once I hit words beginning 'down-' and 'dr-' though, I started to struggle. Hopefully the last few pages of D kick it back up a notch. Next up is the letter E, which is actually shorter than I expected it to be. E is the most commonly used letter in the English language but it appears that it is not a terribly popular letter to start a word with. I am hopeful that E will be as interesting as D but maybe I’m destined to find that only every other letter is neat.

Noteworthy words:

DIESEL- It only makes sense that the name of a kind of fuel is named after a person. Except that Rudolf Diesel didn’t invent what we call diesel fuel. Rather, he invented the diesel engine. Diesel fuel is just any kind of fuel used in a diesel engine. While Diesel’s creation is widely used now in a number of ways, he committed suicide over his personal finances in 1913. If only he could have known.

DIMPLE- The Old High German word this term traces its roots too means ‘whirlpool.’ How would you like it if someone said you have really cute whirlpools on your face? Maybe to Dark Age Germanic folk, that’s just what they kind of looked like.

DISCO- While I do admit to enjoying the genre of music, the oldest form of this word is merely a shortening of the French word ‘discotheque,’ a nightclub with music and dancing. This abbreviation is now 50 years old, with the full word celebrating 60 years of popular use. Maybe disco hasn’t died after all!

DISCRIMINATE- This is one of only a few words that I have come across that have contradictory definitions. We use the term mostly now in a very negative sense- to treat something or someone different based on a superficial trait. It also has a positive and neutral definition. It can also mean to use good judgment or to simply observe a unique or identifying trait.

DISMAL- This word comes from the Latin phrase ‘dies mali,’ which means ‘evil days.’ If we’re to use words in proper context, I don’t know that there are too many times when this word is actually appropriate.

DISTELFINK- It’s the word for the hex signs used in Pennsylvania Dutch folk art that feature birds. They are styled after a goldfinch (the literal translation is ‘thistle finch’). Being from Central Pennsylvania, I happen to think words referring to the local stuff are pretty neat.

DOILY- We all know what these dainty things look like. What is interesting is that they get their name from an 18th century draper in London. I haven’t been able to find out if the owner’s name was doily or if that was just the name of the business.

DOMINO EFFECT/THEORY- I am surprised that this term only dates back to the mid-1960s. I mean, we really only came up with this term when the spread of communism had everybody on high alert? Maybe some foreign policy weenie was watching his kid play with dominos and came up with the term. I just can’t believe the term doesn’t go back as far as people have been knocking dominos over.

DONKEY- It never fails! It seems like between each of my posts I find a common word with no known origin. Is English just that weird a language or are these MW folks really trying their hardest to trace certain words?

DOUGLAS FIR- And now I know who this tree was named after. Good for David Douglas, a Scottish botanist, but isn’t it a little odd to name a tree originally found only in the western part of North America after a Scotsman? Just saying.

DOW-JONES AVERAGE- And now I know who this was named after as well. Charles H. Dow and Edward D. Jones were financial statisticians. I bet they were real babe magnets back in the late 1800s, though I am kind of impressed that such a thing as a financial statistician existed back then. Double geek bonus- Charles H. Dow also co-founded The Wall Street Journal.

DRAIZE TEST- I’m pretty far from an animal rights wacko, but something about this test seems cruel to me. Maybe it’s because I had a pet rabbit once. Pouring a test substance on the eye of a bunny to see if it produces any negative side effects sounds like an antiquated product testing procedure but apparently the FDA says there is still no suitable alternative to replacing the Draize test.

DROIT DU SEIGNEUR- Medieval Europe was a pretty screwed up place for this term to even have been thought up. It’s the right of a nobleman to take the virginity of his serf’s daughters on their wedding night. Apparently it appears more in the literary world than it may have actually occurred in reality. But still- ick!

Page Count: 394/1600 (24.63%)
Countdown to the Letter E: 5 pages

READING UPDATE: The Dictionary, Part 11: Crudités – Diatonic

What a turnaround! Just like what happened with the letter B, the letter D has been a completely different reading experience. I have a few theories about why:

First, it’s a much shorter section, so visually it looks as if my pace has increased. Second, my pace has actually increased- for some reason D-words just flow quicker. Third, there are more interesting words. De-words were interesting because of the negating prefix. Let’s just say those kinds of words have a way of commanding one’s attention.

Given that the next few letters are all under 75 pages, I am counting on making some serious progress. I’ve been averaging at least two pages a day. I don’t know if I can expect to finish D by the end of September but it should definitely be done by early October. My long range goal for the end of 2014 is to finish the letter G. I think that is a very attainable goal and will put me into the middle third of the dictionary. That still leaves an awful lot if I am to finish this darn book by the end of 2015 but I haven’t officially set that goal for myself yet.

Interesting words:

CRWTH- Leave it to the Welsh to come up with words that use no vowels whatsoever. I am totally filing this one away for later use in Scrabble. It may only be worth 13 points on its own, but boy could this one come in handy!

CUDDLE- Origin unknown. How does this keep happening? If it were weird words that nobody uses I could understand but these common words with no known origin are starting to irritate me. Maybe English is 10% made up.

CULTURE/CULTURED- Words like this are so relative. Just because you know or appreciate something doesn’t make you any better than anyone else. I enjoy intellectual pursuits but I also understand that being a brainiac only gets you so far if you lack any practical skills. Elitists and snobs like words like this to put other hardworking people down. There are uneducated people and there are willfully ignorant people. Let’s stop assuming they are one and the same.

CURBSTONE- “Not having the benefit of training or experience.” That’s the definition and it fits me so well in regards to my movie review and book review pages. The cynic in me wants to go all Dead Poets Society and ask why someone who self-teaches through their own independent research shouldn’t be taken as seriously as some ivory tower snob from the movie or book critics institution. But let’s be honest, I know a lot about movies but I’m just doing this for fun.

CURMUDGEON- Another word of unknown origin. This one surprised me. I would have though it comes from some kind Old English, Germanic, or Scandinavian word. But no, it just showed up one day. Go figure.

CUSHY- As in “I’ve got a cushy job.” The word has its roots in a Hindi term. That’s pretty fantastic to me. Words from Latin, Greek, and Germanic origins are to be expected, so I am always happy to see the occasional word that comes from so distant origin point.

CUT-AND-PASTE- We use this term almost exclusively in terms of computers now but it goes all the way back to 1953. You know, when they actually had to cut and paste things. Teenagers probably cannot comprehend this concept.

CUTE- I never knew that it was short for ‘acute.’ The definitions only barely connect anymore but I can see where it branched off. Somebody probably just felt like saving a syllable and it took off.

DAIQUIRI- The name for this tasty beverage comes from a beach in Cuba.

DARWINISM- This term is celebrating 150 years in popular use this year. Human beings have been working against it ever since. You’ll have to ask me why.

D DAY- While we use this term to refer to the storming of Normandy in World War II, the term was used by the military for any day on which a military operation would occur.

DEADLINE- The original definition for this word is fascinating. It was a line drawn around the perimeter of a prison and you got shot if you crossed it. Wow.

DEBT- The first definition is one word- sin. You can make the argument that this definition or debt is metaphorical in that Jesus paid our debt of sin. Or you can take it a step further with the understanding that the Bible also says that being in debt makes you a slave, so debt itself is sinful. Both ways of looking at it are powerful.

DECIMATE- We know this to mean an instance of mass destruction but its original definition was the indiscriminate killing of every tenth person. That’s pretty chilling. I wonder which conquering nation(s) used that tactic.

DELVE- Now that I know what it truly means, I think that a number of people misuse this word. If you are giving something thorough care and research, you are indeed delving. Anything less than that is basically just dabbling in your subject matter of choice.

DENIM- This common fabric’s name is actually the Anglicized abbreviation of serge de Nîmes, or fabric of Nîmes. This city in France was known for its textile industry and created the fabric we now take for granted.

DERVISH- As in a whirling dervish. That term probably isn’t politically correct anymore because a dervish is a member or a Muslim religious sect that has devotional exercises, whereby they seem to flail themselves into a trance. I’m sure the PC police will catch up with this one in time.

DESEGREGATE- This word is now 70 years old per MW’s researchers.

DESKTOP PUBLISHING- This word is actually older than I thought it was. In fact, it is as old as I am- 30.

DEUTERANOPIA- It’s the technical term for red-green color blindness. I’ve known a couple of people who have this condition but I only now know the official medical terminology for it.

DEVIL’S FOOD CAKE- I find it hard to believe that this delicious dessert is only just over 100 years old. MW tracks the term back to 1905. Perhaps the food item itself is older and simply went by a different name before that.

DEWEY DECIMAL CLASSIFICATION- I am curious how many libraries still use this to sort their books. I know that my college library did not but my county library system of choice seems to still use it. Either way, the term is now 90 years old.

DEW POINT- For so many years I never understood the nightly news meteorologist’s awkward explanations of what a dew point is. Now I get it. It’s just the temperature at which the humidity in the air condenses on the grass under the given atmospheric pressure conditions. It’s confusing because it fluctuates so often but now I understand that it operates as a function of temperature and pressure just like snow.

DIABETES- This word always makes me think of those Wilford Brimley commercials for Liberty Medical in which he seems to have no control over the volume of his voice. Interestingly though, the term’s Greek roots speak to the position of the legs while walking. There are two types of diabetes. Look them up to find out the differences between them.

Page Count: 358/1600 (22.38%)
Countdown to the Letter E: 41 pages

READING UPDATE: The Dictionary, Part 10: Consecration – Crude

The bad news: I’m still on the letter C. The good news: I’m almost done! Since my last post I set a goal to finish the letter C by the end of August. Achieving that goal looks very possible now, which gives me a lot of hope. I was ridiculously overconfident at the start of this journey and the letter C has more than punished me for that.

After a frustrating stretch of reading two weeks ago, I decided to go through the dictionary and see how long each letter section is. As it turns out, the letter C is the second longest letter section in my MW dictionary. As I expected, S is the longest but I was surprised to find out that P is the third longest letter section. Fortunately for me, the next several letters are somewhat brief.

The letter D and the letter M are 70+ pages but everything in between are all under 65 pages. That means I will get through letter sections faster regardless of my reading pace. It will still take me forever to finish the dictionary but seeing new letters will give me that mental boost I’ve been looking for.

Interesting words:

CONSTRUCTION PAPER- MW traces the word back to 1924, making it 90 years old. I’m not sure if I should think that makes it older or younger than expected. That stuff was such a childhood staple!

CONSUME/CONSUMPTION- The first definition for both words involves destruction. Consume is doing away with something and consumption is a wasting away of the body. Anymore, we would think of either as using something. Technically, using up materials is the same thing as destroying them I suppose. It’s just a darker way of looking at it.

CONTE- I love this word and hope to keep it as part of my personal lexicon. It comes from French and means a short tale of adventure. It’s probably not specific enough to be used as a particular genre of writing. We have short stories and novellas, which probably cover most of what a conte is. Still, I like the term and will keep it in use.

CONTINUING EDUCATION- I worked for the office of Graduate Studies and Continuing Education in college. I could tell you some interesting stories but the real reason I highlight this word is that it’s only been documented for 60 years. Yes, 1954 is the furthest back this term can be tracked to. Maybe it had something to do with the GI Bill after World War II and the Korean War?

CONTRADICTIOUS- It means the same thing as its fellow adjective ‘contradictory.’ My guess is that someone couldn’t find the right word and just made one up. Perhaps enough people used it that it found its way on paper before people realized it was a goof? Still, at 410 years old and no usage notes cautioning against it, maybe it’s still fair game.

CONTRAIL- File this one under the ‘duh, I probably should have guessed that’ category of words. It’s a kind of compound word, combining the term condensation trail. I never thought about or really wondered why they were called contrails but now I know the glaringly obvious answer.

CONTRASTY- It’s a photography term that means a lot of contrast between highlights and shadows. It sounds like the kind of current made-up term people sometimes use when they don’t know the technical term but this word goes back to 1891.

CONUNDRUM- The nerd in me is amused by the fact that this word has an unknown origin. This word lives up to its name, as its origins are a conundrum in their own right! It’s also a very, very old word- MW traces it to 1645.

COOTIE- Ick. This puts a different play on the way kids tease each other with cooties. Body lice anyone? No wonder nobody wants them.

COPACETIC- Anybody remember the band Local H? They’re still around but back in the 90s they had a song called “Bound for the Floor” that a lot of people remember as the ‘copacetic song’ because of the chorus, which said “you just don’t get it, keep it copacetic.” As an added bonus, this word is 95 years old.

COT- Here’s another common word with an interesting origin. The word comes from a Hindi word, which has its own origin from Sanskrit. That’s a long and interesting journey for something as simple as a foldable and usually uncomfortable bed!

COUNTERCOUNTERMEASURE- I understand what this word means but that doesn’t mean I have to like it. There were a lot of words that were simply listed but not defined that begin with ‘counter-‘ but this is one that MW actually gave a definition to? Seeing as they define ‘countermeasure,’ I think we could have figured this one out on our own. Just saying.

COUPLE- If any of you have one of those annoying friends who insist on correcting your use of this word when referring to more than two of anything, I have good news. You can tell that obnoxious nitpicker to stuff it because MW provides the following definition (albeit the fourth entry for the noun usage): an indefinite small number. So there! You’re not wrong.

COWER- It comes from Scandinavian origin. I didn’t see that one coming.

COYOTE- The first pronunciation of this word given by MW, which indicates the most prominent pronunciation, does not include the hard E sound on the end. I have always heard the word pronounced with the E sound at the end, with the silent E being considered an informal or even slang way to refer to the animal. Consider my world turned upside-down! I am now officially torn on how to pronounce this word going forward.

CO- WORDS IN GENERAL- There are 50 pages of words beginning with ‘co-’ in my dictionary. Needless to say, getting through those words alone felt like an accomplishment.

CREDIT CARD- I’m not sure what form a credit card took in 1888, but that’s how far back MW can trace the usage of the word. The credit explosion occurred sometime after World War II when consumer credit expanded t all sorts of people. I wonder what criteria need to be met to score a 19th century credit card.

CREMAINS- I get it. It’s the remains of a cremated person. Doesn’t this word just sound tacky though? Maybe someone in 1947 thought it was clever but it just sounds like a lame phrase.

CRETIN/CRETINISM- The insult form of this word is, frankly, in bad taste now that I know the original definition. It’s a double-whammy of physical and mental abnormalities. To take this debilitating condition and twist into a common insult is just uncalled for. Thankfully, it’s not widely used anymore. One could argue that it should be right up there with the r-word.

CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY- It goes back to 1945, according to MW. I think it’s obvious what led to the coining of this term. It fits for sure but I guess I thought it might have been older.

CRITICAL MASS- Ninety-five years later, has this term hit its name sake?

CRO-MAGNON- I remember learning about Cro-Magnon man in 7th grade history class with Mr. Opilo. I don’t remember learning that they were named after a cave in France. At least the French are good for something, right?

CROP DUSTER- Airplanes have only been around for a little over 100 years now, so it shouldn’t take anyone by surprise that the use of an airplane as a crop duster came somewhat later on. Interestingly enough, the word is 75 years old, making it the same age as some Hollywood classics like The Wizard of Oz and Gone with the Wind.

CROSSWORD- I used to love these puzzles when I was a kid and I could probably get back into them depending on the subject matter of the puzzle. I always preferred the general kind of pop culture puzzles that hit all kinds of subjects. That way you could learn a little once you piece together the hard ones that you couldn’t quite figure out from the clues alone. Anyway, MW traces this word back to 1914. This kind of puzzle maybe older than that but, hey, happy centennial to the word!


Page Count: 316.5/1600 (19.78%)
Countdown to the Letter D: 11.5 pages

READING UPDATE: The Dictionary, Part 9: Closeout – Consecrate

With both hockey and the World Cup are over, a new distraction has taken hold and hampered my reading: watching season 2 of 24 on DVD. Despite this, I knocked out a number of pages and came across a number of interesting words in the last few weeks.

I am definitely getting tired of the letter C. Fortunately, I am not far from reaching a new letter, and I am getting close to hitting the 300-page mark. It may not seem like much but I keep telling myself that the last 200 pages of the dictionary are supplemental material and not definitions, which means I should be able to make up some lost time there. But I have 1,100 pages before I can get to that, so…

Interesting words worth noting:

CLOTHES- If you know anyone who ever corrected you for not pronouncing the ‘th’ in this word, you can tell them to back off. The primary pronunciation of ‘clothes’ is identical to ‘close.’ Pronouncing the ‘th’ is still a correct way to say it but it is a secondary pronunciation.

CLOUD- The folks at MW speculate that the Old English word that ‘cloud’ derives from may have come from the Greek word gloutos, which means buttocks. Not sure why those Anglo-Saxons thought those fluffy white things in the sky looked like butts but it stuck!

CLYDESDALE- I didn’t know that the horses were named after a region in Scotland where they were originated. These sorts of things make sense when you hear them but they still take you by surprise.

COACH- Here is another item named after a location. This used to refer to a specific kind of carriage that originated in Kocs, Hungary. Perhaps you knew about Clydesdale but did you know about coach?

COBALT- Oh, those Germans! The silvery-white element that can be found streaking through iron and nickel deposits were thought to be put there by goblins. The Middle High German word for goblin was ‘kobold,’ which became ‘kobalt’ in later German, and finally ‘cobalt.’

COLLIER- The definition means a coal miner, which isn’t all that interesting. What makes this word interesting is that a graduated from high school with someone whose last name was Collier.

COLUMN- I was fascinated to discover that the writing usage of the word (as in a column of text) is older than the architectural usage of the word.

COMPLEMENT vs. COMPLIMENT- Somewhere deep inside I’m pretty sure that my dual-status as a math nerd and a writing nerd knew that there were two different spellings. I must confess that I did a double take when I got to ‘complement’ because my brain wanted to auto-correct it to have an ‘I.’

COMPLICACY- It means the quality or state of being complicated. This word is going into my bag of tricks for later use because it is simple yet unique. Finding the right time to do so may be a complicacy.

COMPOUND- MW’s fourth entry for this word is the one that means a walled-in group of buildings or village. The other three forms of ‘compound’ come from Middle English. This one comes from a Malaysian word.

CONCENTRATION CAMP- This word is most commonly associated with the prison facilities constructed by the Nazis during World War II. MW traces the usage of the word back to 1901. I wonder which war or conflict was the one that saw this term rise to prominence. A cursory search provided me with no insight.

CONDOM- The word is older than I thought, going back to 1706. Amusingly, its origin is also completely unknown. Like many common words of unknown origin, I am baffled as to how these words come out of nowhere.

CONESTOGA WAGON- This particular type of covered wagon gets its name from Conestoga, Pennsylvania. As a native of Central Pennsylvania, I think it’s cool that this common term comes from my home region. The town I grew up in, Mechanicsburg, got its name because the town was one of the last stopping points for westward travelers. A large number of mechanics settled there to provide repair services to wagons heading out into the frontier.

CONFLICTED- This term is much younger than I expected. My dictionary can only trace its getting tossed around back to 1967. MW online, however can date it back to 1914, making it 100. Just another instance of why dictionaries lose their value over time. Mine is only 18 years old, but my what those MW folk can learn in two decades!

CONNIPTION- It may not be as commonly used by the general population but I like to toss this one around every so often. As normal as it is for me, it’s yet another word with an unknown origin. MW can trace a year but why don’t they just list its origin as the country or language that the earliest-found appearance comes from? So what if it doesn’t have traceable root words. That doesn’t mean you can’t pin it to a place or language.

Page Count: 283/1600 (16.79%)
Countdown to the Letter D: 45 pages

READING UPDATE: The Dictionary, Part 8: Chelicera – Close Order

I can only blame hockey (and now the World Cup) so much for my lack of progress since last post. This has to be the slowest stretch yet. I am disappointed but I soldier on when I find the time and will. At this point, I need to be firm with myself set some firm goals or the first book on my quest may drag out said quest forever. It’s already been half a year and I am far behind where I thought I could be.

The letter B was great. There were a plethora of interesting words and I felt like I was getting somewhere. The letter C is similar to the letter A. Not as many interesting words and it is a very long section, so I’ve grown tired of seeing C-words. I should have some time for large blocks of uninterrupted reading soon, so we’ll see where that takes me.

Interesting words worth noting:

CHESTNUT- The definition refers to a blight that eliminated most of a certain species of chestnut trees in America. Considering I grew up down the road from a large chestnut tree, I had no idea that the native American species was so rare. Maybe all the chestnut trees I see are descendants of foreign seeds.

CHILL OUT- My dictionary dates this phrase to 1983. MW online now dates it to 1980, but I had no idea this common phrase was so young!

CHRISTMAS CARD- Now for the opposite of the last word- MW dates this term to 1883! Hard to believe people have been sending each other pretty pieces of soon-to-be trash since Rutherford B. Hayes was president! Yowzer.

CHRONOLOGICAL- Happy quadricentennial chronological! This word goes back almost to when Columbus ‘discovered’ the New World. Maybe they just never bothered to arrange things by date before then?

CIAO- I laughed good and hard at this one. Before hipsters were called hipsters there were wannabe hip types who would use this term (knew a few peers and professors in college who used it). Bet they don’t know that it originates as a way of declaring that you are someone’s slave. And it only dates back to 1929. Hmm, what were those Italians up to?

CINEMA- Its original definition as a motion picture goes back 105 years. It makes sense if you figure that motion pictures are a 20th Century product. Still, it feels both old and not old enough for some reason.

CIRCUMLOCUTION- It’s a big word that means you use too many words when describing or explaining something. So, you can use it to show off, as long as you don’t become a victim off. Oh how ironic that would be. If Congress tried to pass a bill banning this wordiness, would they be able to keep the bill brief? I doubt it.

CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE- Here is another surprisingly old word. MW dates it back to 1866. Considering Gandhi and MLK are most famous for practicing it, I wouldn’t have pegged it for being so old.

CLAY PIGEON- I grew up shooting them and setting traps that throw them for people to shoot at. Very surprised to see how old it is. I wonder how their construction and formation has changed over the years.

CLINK- This slang term for jail is actually named after a real jail! Anglophiles may scoff at the majority of the world who never knew this before but fortunately Anglophiles don’t really count for much because of their anglophilia. It was a real jail for centuries in London.

Page Count: 254/1600 (15.88%)
Countdown to the Letter D: 74 pages

READING UPDATE: The Dictionary, Part 7: Carbonara – Chelate

Progress is as slow as it has ever been since I began my quest in January.  I am frustrated because I know this is going to take me far longer than I hoped.  I’ve found myself craving a quick and easy read at times, knowing that I can tear through numerous books in the time it’s taken me to get to where I am at.  Then again, I am the one who decides to watch playoff hockey instead of reading.  No offense to bibliophiles, but you don’t know what you’re missing if hockey is not in your life.

Instead of wallowing in how much longer I have until I finish the dictionary, I have come up with a system for measuring my progress.  Beginning with this post, I am going to include a page count that shows the percentage of a book that I have read.  For the dictionary, though, I will also include a running countdown to the next letter.  In my case, that means counting down to the letter D.  By breaking this mission down into chunks, the end goal will seem much more manageable.

Interesting words of note:

CARPE DIEM- Everyone always say it means ‘seize the day’ but I was amused to learn that it literally means ‘pluck the day.’  I wonder if any poultry farms have that slogan posted somewhere.

CASHMERE- How many of you honestly knew that cashmere wool comes from goats?  Somehow that knowledge has eluded me for 30 years.  Goats are often overlooked, so I guess it’s cool that such an expensive fabric comes from them.

CATFIGHT- MW dates this term back to 1919, so it is 95 years old.  Interestingly enough, the only definition for the term is a violent spat between two women.  Its origins have nothing whatsoever to do with a duel between two felines.  If I find this amusing, does that make me sexist?

CATGUT- The ‘gut’ part is accurate but the ‘cat’ part is not.  A cord historically used (but not so much anymore) for musical instrument strings was made from sheep intestines.  Look up the process if you don’t mind a little icky.

CERTIFIED PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT- I passed on becoming a CPA and don’t feel bad about it.  What fascinates me is that the designation dates back to 1896.  Lots of professions require certification and have been around for much longer, but it is neat to me that something relating to my degree was important that long ago.

CESAREAN SECTION- No, the process was not made popular by a doctor named Cesarean.  It comes from the legends that Julius Caesar was born this way.  Really?  Not feels like a silly anticlimax for such an important term/procedure.

CHAUVINISM- Here is another well-known term that is named after someone.  In this case, it is named after a fictitious character from a play.  The character, Nicolas Chauvin, was a sycophantic supporter of Napoleon.  So a term that now mostly means a man who believes women are inferior used to mean someone who is pro-French (Napoleonic French) to a nauseating degree.  Something tells me that someone took great liberties to make the jump between pro-Frenchy and anti-women.

Page Count:  233/1600 (14.56%)

Pages to Next Letter:  95

READING UPDATE: The Dictionary, Part 6: Bovine – Carbonado

My posting schedule would have had me writing something up for Easter weekend, so I pushed it out an extra week.  As you can see, I have finished the letter B, which feels great but the letter C is quite extensive and will probably keep me tied up for about two months unless my pace picks up.  I’m not sure if that will happen, as it is NHL playoff time, so most of my evenings have been committed to watching hockey lately.

Every time I walk into our spare room, I see the two bookshelves of mine that are overflowing with interesting reads.  It’s starting to wear on me, because reading the dictionary no longer even carries the faintest bit of fun.  Sure, it’s interesting from time to time, but it’s starting to feel more like work.  This will ultimately factor into the final rating for the dictionary.  There are many books that I want to get to and at times I catch myself wanting to give up on the dictionary but I have to soldier on.  I just tell myself how glad I will be to have gotten this beast out of the way first.

As far as interesting words go, they tapered off a little bit.  Only nine struck my fancy these past three weeks.  Here they are:

BOYCOTT- Did you know this term comes from someone’s last name?  Charles C. Boycott was a cutthroat land agent in Ireland and refused to play ball with anyone who could pay their rent.  Fascinating stuff, I think.

BREAK- One hundred fourteen lines of background and definitions exist for this one word alone.  That’s over half of a page!  Considering how itty-bitty the print is in a dictionary, that’s serious stuff.  Check out the multitude of uses and meanings for this surprisingly small word.

BUDDY- I was surprised to learn how old this word is.  MW dates it to 1850.  That’s pretty cool.

BUG- Used to refer to an insect or other kinds of creepy-crawlies, the origin is unknown.  How does that happen?  Is it just the letter B or will I find that many common words are of an unknown origin?

BULLY- An archaic use of the term as a noun means ‘sweetheart’ and ‘a fine chap.’  There is also an adjective form that means ‘excellent’ or ‘first rate.’  My how words change over time!

BUS- Is it wrong that I never knew this word was short for omnibus?  Please say no.

CAJOLE- Look this one up and let me know if you hear people using this word incorrectly quite often.  I oftentimes hear it being used spurring to action or nudging, without the flattery angle.

CANUCK- Ah, the first notable C-word of unknown origin.  How can we possibly not know where this comes from?  A professional hockey team uses this as their name for crying out loud!

CAPLETS- I see where it is a hybrid between capsule and tablet; that’s pretty obvious.  I never knew that it was a trademarked term though.  Trademark applications were filed in 1936 by SmithKline Beecham, which is now GlaxoSmithKline, who makes pretty much every pharmaceutical and home product that Proctor & Gamble doesn’t.

READING UPDATE: The Dictionary, Part 5: Betel Nut – Bovid

Another two weeks, another stretch of hot-and-cold reading.  I still feel that the letter B has been much more enjoyable to read.  Maybe the words are really just more interesting and maybe it’s because there are fewer B-words than A-words, so I feel like I’m making more progress.

Nothing really worth noting aside from my interesting words.  I am closing in on hitting the 200-page mark.  That will mean I am 1/8^th of the way through.  At this point, I don’t know that that milestone will mean as much as beginning the letter C, which is fast approaching.

Notable words:

BÊTE NOIRE- Literally, it means the black or dark beast.  Literarily, it means something detested or shunned.  It’s a little on the fancy side of the spectrum, but I like it and hope to be able to use it my something I write someday.  It feels like a simple but powerful way to describe something a protagonist clashes with.

BETTA- It’s what a lot of people think are called Beta Fish but it is pronounced bet-uh, not bay-tuh.  Nice to have my ignorance erased.

BILL OF HEALTH- Interesting how we have turned something that was at once a vitally important document into a common, largely meaningless term.  It used to be a document given to a ship’s captain detailing any ailments with his crew before setting sail.  Now it means the doctor didn’t find anything overly concerning with you at a check-up.

BIMONTHLY- Oh how irritating!  It can mean both twice a month AND every two months.  Thanks a lot English language.

BIRTH CONTROL- The first documented use of the term was a century ago.  I was surprised to discover how old the term is.  Are you?

BLIGHT- Here is another widely used word with no known origin.  I don’t understand how this happens.

BLUE- Two of its many definitions are quite contradictory.  One means puritanical and another means indecent or crude.  I wonder when and where those meanings originated because it seems strange to think that the same word could stand for polar opposites.

BON TON- It means fashionable, proper, or high society.  I included this word because a regional department store headquartered in my neck of the woods is named The Bon Ton.  Despite the definition of the word, the store caters mostly toward older women.  Maybe clients of The Bon Ton think the name is still apt, but I have my doubts.

BOOSTER SHOT- This word, typically thought of as a childish thing, as more than reached maturity.  It’s first documented usage was 70 years ago.  Way to have staying power, you old codger.

BORBORYGMUS- Yet another word that proves I am a dork.  It the technical term for the rumbling sound your insides make when gas is shifted in you intestinal tract.  Is that a rumbly in my tumbly?  No, it’s a borborygmus!

BOTHER- It really bothers me that the word bother is of an unknown origin.  Bother!

BOURGEOISIE- It means the middle class, which shocked me.  I always understood it to mean the upper class, or aristocrats, who ruled back in the day.  Maybe my understanding of middle class is vastly different from the middle ages.  If not, what a scary thought of the proletariat rising up against the middle class!  Scarier yet are those who are calling for similar class revolts now.  I will have to look into this one more closely to determine to how the definition changed culturally and socioeconomically over the years.

READING UPDATE: The Dictionary, Part 4: Ascension Day – Betelgeuse

It’s been three weeks since my last post.  I’ve crossed the 150-page mark, which is both good and bad.  It’s good to see that kind of progress, but it also means that my progress is lagging in its pace.  I figured out that I need to read three pages a day in order to wrap this thing up by next March.  If you do the math, that still leaves me a few hundred pages from the end.  Some days will see more than three pages getting read (especially over the summer).  The last 200+ pages are also less laborious to read through (abbreviations, geographical names, and more full-sentence reference type stuff).

A funny thing happened after completing the letter A- reading the dictionary doesn’t seem as difficult now.  B-words seem to be more interesting than A-words.  Maybe that’s just a mental thing.  Perhaps my brain is just excited about a new starting letter.  Will I get as frustrated with B as I did with A?  Only time will tell.

Here are the interesting words I came across in the last three weeks:

ASPECT RATIO- MW dates this word’s popular usage to 1907, which surprised me.  The term has been thrown about very casually since flat-screen TVs rose to prominence last decade.  I’ve seen it used while reading about changes in motion pictures over the years but I never realized just how far back the term went.  Cool stuff.

ASSASSIN- The oldest usage of this term is for a Muslim group from the age of the Crusades who struck fear into their enemies (mostly Christians) via random secret murders.  Members of this group were prepared to commit suicide if caught or if necessary to carry out their kill.  Wow.

ASSAULT RIFLE- “Any of various automatic or semiautomatic rifles designed for military use with large capacity magazines.”  Please note just how vague this definition is, tuck it away in your brain and pull it back out the next time you hear someone harping about making these kinds of weapons illegal in America.  Lots of room for interpretation here folks.

ASSEMBLY LINE- This term is 100 years old.  No surprise, considering Henry Ford basically put this term and process on the map around that same time.  Still, happy centennial assembly line!

AUSCULATION- I love finding words like this that explain a process that is very routine but few could actually tell you the name of.  It’s the act of listening to body organs to help diagnose health problems.  Next time the doctor comes at you with a stethoscope, you’ll know just what’s going on.

AVANT- Literally, it means “culturally or stylistically advanced.”  This begs the question- according to whom?  Who gets to make that call?  Some of the avant-garde art that I’ve seen looks far from ‘art’ to me.  This is one of those horribly subjective terms that pseudo-intellectuals like to use to help set themselves apart.  Is the subject really advanced or just different?  Just because something is different from everything we’ve ever known doesn’t make it advanced.

AXEL-Not the car part (that’s spelled axle).  I’m talking about the axel jump in figure skating.  You know, double- or triple axel?  Did you know that it is named after the person who came up with it?  He was a Norwegian figure skater named Axel Paulsen and he first performed it in competition in 1882.

BACITRACIN- Another item that is actually named for someone. The –tracin part comes from Margaret Tracy, and American child in whom the root compounds were discovered.

BACK-SCRATCHING- My dictionary dates it to 1924.  MW online says 1904.  Either way, this term for less than scrupulous reciprocation celebrates an divisible-by-ten anniversary this year.

BANE-  I just wrote a review for The Dark Knight Rises recently (yes, movie reviews are in fact coming soon).  The main villain is named Bane and it is clear that DC Comics picked his name well.  Its various definitions include: killer, slayer, poison, death, and destruction.

BANJAX- This is the first word in the dictionary that I can recall coming across that does not have a known origin.  No traceable word roots?  I wonder if it was a gibberish word or a gross mispronunciation that found traction.  Names aren’t the only things people make up!

BASENJI-The word originally made me think of Benji.  Upon reading the definition, I learned that it is a breed of African dogs that do not bark.  The basenji breed, however, looks nothing like Benji from the movies.  That would have been pretty awesome.

BATTLESHIP- Did you know that it’s short for line-of-battle ship?  You do now!  Good thing it stuck too, because ‘You sunk my line-of-battle ship’ is a mouthful.

BEACH- Here is another word with an unknown origin, though this one is vastly more common than basenji.  Amazing how such a common word managed to come out of nowhere.

BELLY-UP- My dictionary dates this word’s documentation to 1939, which makes it 75 years old.  It is also as old as the films Gone with the Wind and The Wizard of Oz.

BEST BOY- I always thought this film crew member had a funny title.  They are an assistant to the equally strange sounding gaffer or key grip.