Sunday, June 1, 2014

READING UPDATE: The Dictionary, Part 7: Carbonara – Chelate



Progress is as slow as it has ever been since I began my quest in January.  I am frustrated because I know this is going to take me far longer than I hoped.  I’ve found myself craving a quick and easy read at times, knowing that I can tear through numerous books in the time it’s taken me to get to where I am at.  Then again, I am the one who decides to watch playoff hockey instead of reading.  No offense to bibliophiles, but you don’t know what you’re missing if hockey is not in your life.

Instead of wallowing in how much longer I have until I finish the dictionary, I have come up with a system for measuring my progress.  Beginning with this post, I am going to include a page count that shows the percentage of a book that I have read.  For the dictionary, though, I will also include a running countdown to the next letter.  In my case, that means counting down to the letter D.  By breaking this mission down into chunks, the end goal will seem much more manageable.

Interesting words of note:

CARPE DIEM- Everyone always say it means ‘seize the day’ but I was amused to learn that it literally means ‘pluck the day.’  I wonder if any poultry farms have that slogan posted somewhere.

CASHMERE- How many of you honestly knew that cashmere wool comes from goats?  Somehow that knowledge has eluded me for 30 years.  Goats are often overlooked, so I guess it’s cool that such an expensive fabric comes from them.

CATFIGHT- MW dates this term back to 1919, so it is 95 years old.  Interestingly enough, the only definition for the term is a violent spat between two women.  Its origins have nothing whatsoever to do with a duel between two felines.  If I find this amusing, does that make me sexist?

CATGUT- The ‘gut’ part is accurate but the ‘cat’ part is not.  A cord historically used (but not so much anymore) for musical instrument strings was made from sheep intestines.  Look up the process if you don’t mind a little icky.

CERTIFIED PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT- I passed on becoming a CPA and don’t feel bad about it.  What fascinates me is that the designation dates back to 1896.  Lots of professions require certification and have been around for much longer, but it is neat to me that something relating to my degree was important that long ago.

CESAREAN SECTION- No, the process was not made popular by a doctor named Cesarean.  It comes from the legends that Julius Caesar was born this way.  Really?  Not feels like a silly anticlimax for such an important term/procedure.

CHAUVINISM- Here is another well-known term that is named after someone.  In this case, it is named after a fictitious character from a play.  The character, Nicolas Chauvin, was a sycophantic supporter of Napoleon.  So a term that now mostly means a man who believes women are inferior used to mean someone who is pro-French (Napoleonic French) to a nauseating degree.  Something tells me that someone took great liberties to make the jump between pro-Frenchy and anti-women.

Page Count:  233/1600 (14.56%)
Pages to Next Letter:  95